COMPUTER AT RISK!TU COMPUTADORA ESTA EN RIESGO!

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First off,I wanna say that.....YOUR COMPUTER IS AT RISK!This monday,a virus is going to destroy your computer!Millions of computers have this virus unnoticed.If you want to know if your computer is affected with this virus,go here:www.dns-o.k.us.If the screen turns green,it means that you are safe.IF IT IS RED,IT MEANS THAT YOUR COMPUTER HAS THE HORRIBLE VIRUS!THE SITE WILL THEN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO TO GET RID OF IT.THIS IS A FEDERAL SITE SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE.Now in Spanish...

TU COMPUTADORA ESTA EN RIESGO!Este lunes,un virus va a dañar tu computadora!Millones de computadoras estan afectadas con este virus.Si tu quieres saber si tu computadora tiene este virus,vete a ete sitio:www.dns-ok.us.Si la pantalla se vuelve verde,significa que tu computadora esta bien.SI LA PANTALLA SE VUELVE ROJA,SIGNIFICA QUE TU COMPUTADORA TIENE EL VIRUS!LA PAGINA ENTONCES TE DIRA QUE HACER PARA DESHACERTE DEL VIRUS.ESTE PAGINA ES FEDERAL,NO TIENES NADA QUE PREOCUPARTE.

Save your computers!!

Phew...now that that is out of the way....MEME TIME!I have been dieing to do these things for a long time.

Comment and I'll...
1-Give you a nickname.
2-Tell you something I like about you.
3-Tell you what food you remind me of.
4-Say something in a different language.
5-Ask you a thruth or dare.
6-Force you to do this too.
7-In this one,I was supposed to show you a funny picture but I don't know how to make links.:meow: So,yeah.

What color are you?:

~Red~
[X]You get angry alot.(Unfortunatly.I try to hide it,though.O///O)
[ ]You love the hot weather.
[ ]You play alot of sports.(I HATE sports but i'm actually good in them...)
[ ]Out of all your friends,you are the most outgoing.(:shrug: Expect this emoticon alot.)
[X]You hate being pushed around.
[/]You get embarresed often.(I guess...)
[ ]You like spicy food.
Total:3.5

~Blue~
[X]You like soft music.
[X]You love mints.
[ ]You are very collected.(:shrug:)
[X]You love spending time outdoors.(Sure I do.But when I have my Internet,don't expect me to go anywhere.)
[X]You are mostly organized.
[X]Your favorite season is winter.
[X]You like elephants.(uh...sure...)
Total:6

~Orange~
[X]You are loud.(:iconharrharrplz:]
[ ]You have a phone with a keyboard.(I don't even have a FREAKING phone.)
[ ]You play basketball.
[X]You are outgoing.(:shrug:)
[X]You are unique.(I though we all are...)
[X]You like being creative.
[ ]You aren't afraid to show your real feelings.
[X]You want to be a forensic scientist,an FBI or something around those lines.(If I am not a surgeon.)
Total:5

~Pink~
[ ]You follow trends.(Blech.)
[ ]You are considered preppy.(HAHAHAHAHA-NO.)
[ ]You straighten your hair every day.
[ ]You only buy name brand clothes.
[X]You like cute things.(Finally.)
[X]You love small dogs.
[ ]You listen to mainstream music.
[ ]You get your nails done.
Total:2 XD

~Yellow~
[ ]Summer is your favorite season.
[ ]You love to tan.
[ ]Birds are one of your favorite animals.
[/]You are laid back.(A wittle.)
[X]You would rather spend a day with your close friends at your house than going out partying
[ ]You like lemon in you soda.(Me no like soda.:meow:)
[X]You mostly drink water.
[X]You spend alot of time watching TV or the computer.
Total:4.5

~White~
[X]You are often bored.(:shrug:)
[ ]You aren't creative.
[ ]You spend alot of time relaxing.(I TRY to.)
[X]You like to spend money.
[X]You listen to classical music.(Opera counts,right?)
[X]You play piano.
[X]You try not to judge people.
[x]You don't like shopping for clothes.(GAME STOP,BABY!)
Total:6

~Black~
[ ]You shop at Hot Topic.(I wish.)
[X]You wear black eyeliner and/or nail polish.
[X]You are often depressed.(Don't ask why.)
[X]People call you goth or emo.(Both.:meow:)
[X]You always type in black font on MSN.
[X]Night is your favorite time of the day.
[X]You hate school.
[ ]You listen to metal music.
Total:6

~Brown~
[ ]You often wear neutral colors such as brown,gray,tan,white,etc.
[X]You just llike to blend in.
[X]You are very shy.
[ ]Fall is your favorite season.
[X]You get good grades in school.
[X]You like the same kind of music as most of yur friends.
[X]You wear your hair up most of the time.
Total:5

So....
Red:3.5
Blue:6
Orange:5
Pink:2
Yellow:4.5
White:6
Black:6
Brown:5

666...EVIL.XD So,I'm blue,white,black.:dummy:
Please,just because I answered alot in "Black" dose not

I messed up __% of my school life.

[ ]I kissed someone before dating.
[ ]Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[X]Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ]Gotten caught cheating on a test.(Not yet.;))
[X]Arrived late to a class more than 5 times.
[X]Didn't do homework more than 5 times.
[ ]Turned at least 2 projects in late
[ ]Missed school just because you felt like it.(No.But she did.-> :iconvampirefan1109: )
[X]Luaghed so loud you got kicked out of class.(5 times,actually.)
[ ]Got your mom,dad,etc to get you out of school.
[ ]Texted people during class.
[X]Passed notes.(You heard that,Alondra?PASSED NOTES.XD)
[X]Threw stuff across the room.
[X]Laughed at the teacher.XD
[ ]Took pictures during school hours.
[ ]Called someone during school hours.
[X]Listened to Ipod,Cd,etc during school hours.(I had no chice.Boredom was killing me.)
[X]Threw something at the teacher.(The pencil.And I wasn't aiming at her head or anything.Her feet.I asked the english teacher to give me at least one more day to give her a project because I had to be part of a musical all week and I didn't have enough time. She said I should stop whining and making up lies and to actually work.:| .I got seriously pissed,O.K?)
[X]Went outside the classroom withought permission.(Lost count of the times.XD)
[ ]Broke the dress code.
[ ]Failed a class.
[X]Ate food during class.(Got cought,though.)
[ ]Gotten a call from school.
[ ]Been called the worst student.
[ ]Punished on a school a school trip because you behaved badly.
[ ]Didn't take your stuff to school.
[X]Given the teacher the finger when they weren't looking.(The incident with the english teacher.)
[ ]Faked your parents signature.
[X]Slept in class.(Almost everyday.)
[X]Cursed at a teacher behing their back.(Again,the english teacher.C'mon,I'm nice and all,but when I get angry,you better run.)
[X]Copied homework.
[X]Got in trouble with the principle/vice principle/etc.(yeah.I got in trouble in second grade for throwing a guy's purse in the ground.After doing that,he bit my arm and left a mark.-.- And HE didn't get in trouble.)
[ ]Thrown food in the lunch room.

Multiply your result by 3 and.....16 x 3=48. I messed up 48% of my school life.XD

I will put more memes in the next journal.

Let's see...Ah,yes.Remember Kevin?Yeah,well,he visited my grandmas house and saw my car there.My MOM went to vist my grandma too,but I didn't tag along.

When he saw it there,he went CRAZY and started running in circles in excitment,chanting "DAPHNE,DAPHNE,YAY!" over and over again.

Then,when he realized that I wans't there,he went all histeric and sat on the florr,pounding it and cursing.Then he said that he hated his life and everyone in it.O-o I actually feel so bad...What should I do?Answer him the next time he calls me(which will approximatly be in 7 minutes) to make him happy or should I just ignore him? :?

Meh...Oh,well.Here are TWO quotes,since last time I didn't put one.
Qoute#1:Dare to dream,dare to fly,dare to be the ever chosen one to touch the sky...
Qoute#2:Mistakes are part of being human.Appreciate your mistakes for what they are:precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.

See you guys!Don't forget:PROTECT YOUR COMPUTERS!!!
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vampirefan1198's avatar
Mira nena I have never missed school just because xP I always have a "reasonable" explanation xP and lol we never passed notes. We passed an Entire notebook xD ;D